This very adult 3d greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when “the d” makes its royal f**king entrance. The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says “enter at own risk”. As this card is opened with glee, the biggest, blackest, and veiniest behemoth of a penis will sucker punch the unsuspecting heir of this 3d dick. And yes, this is a human dick. No, they never go back.
What’s inside: Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm) “enter at own risk” on front cover Inside of card: big, black, 3d pop up dick